Black Friday Black Hoes Gravity Sucks Nose Blows.

Happy day after Thanksgiving where we all run around like retards and treat each other like objects and curse one another for being born as we consume and rape the stores so we can spoil our loved ones.

I want to say I am thankful for the Internet.  Thank you for helping me reach people all over the world.  I am pretty sure that I have some of the best Internet friends that exist in cyberspace, and I thank you for reading all of the awful bull isht that I have to say.

Went to Wal Mart today....wow....I have never seen a place so busy in my life.  Wally world never shuts down...but at what cost one sometimes wonders..?

As I was pulling into my parking spot in the F-150, maybe quickly with an abrubt stop, because I go fast wherever I go..the lady in the car next to me looks at me like I have pubic hairs  all over my face.  I politely roll down the window and ask the lady, "what?  Take a picture, it lasts longer."

She says "don't get an attitude" with me in a very antagonizing voice.

I said "I'm not getting an attitude lady," and I am thinking I will sure get one here in a second if you talk to me like that one more time.

She  then says very angrily to me, " I am just trying to get out of my car and you are staring at me like that."

And I am like "staring at you like WHAT?!"

She pulls a set of crutches....apparently she can't walk too well, but she looks like she is about to beat me with them...and this is when I use my defusing skills that I learned in 6th grade when I was a peer mediator.  "I said, as angrily as possible....I hope you have a HaPpY and blessed day!"

I went on with my day and went shopping with Reggie Bush in the cab.  But I couldn't help but feel violated in some strange way.  I may never understand.

The election results are in.  For the next Election, we are going to put Hilary Clinton in office.  Then we are putting Felson Mitchell in office.  Go ahead and count the votes now.  Deuces.