It has been awhile, but I doubt many of you cared. Jerkoffs.
A couple of people noticed it was my birthday yesterday. I spent it converting Somali militants into English speaking Christians. I don't like to receive for my birthday, I like to give. It is like, I mean, I get pretty much anything I want as it already were so why not make the one day devoted to ME, about other people.
Its kind of like what Jesus would do, I think. He would want to help others and be good to his fellow bretheren, maybe smoke a little Natural American Spirit brand cigarettes and drink some dry gin in some tonic with a twist.
So, while all of you continue to judge me, I will keep on trying to make the world better. Maybe you all will learn that this isn't just fun and games. We grindin' over here. Its not a twenty four hour party, although we are working towards a Utopian society.
Lest we forget what the Christmas season is about, it is about little 8.6oz baby Jesus being borne in a manger, and three holy wise maji came bearing gifts of mhyrr.
Send a kid a present.
Hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on earth as it is in Heaven.
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