All aboard the Magical Mystery Blog Tour Band.

I just want to thank everyone for frequenting this site.  If you are going to go through all of the trouble to come to my site, read it, and click on my advertisements over and over, the least I can do is tell you all every now and then how much I appreciate it.

If you love me let me know like Jigga.  I am not Hova but I do believe that he is a very good musician/entrepreneur. 

But we aren't here to flash our rocafella rocs.  We here to do some serious hard core blogging. So that is...

Ok ok you had your turn now let me at it.

First of all I want you to know that I know that you lie to me.

Second of all, I want you to know that I think you are sadistic for the game you are playing. I don't like it, and it really is unbecoming of you. 

You are vapid, simple, and dense.

It wouldn't be so bad, but you go out of your way to lie to me, just to get in my head what it is you are actually doing behind my back.  But I am not stupid.  I am ninety five percent sure that I have been a better boy than you have been a girl.  And I am starting to feel like I deserve a whole lot better.

Thank you Felson, nobody knows what the heck you are talking about....but if it is what I think you are talking about, then you brought it on yourself....with your own lies...so do not complain on this site.

Remember.  It is about evolution.  Here is the podium again, try to be nicer.

Don't tell me how to act.  You are such a pussy.  If you didn't have such a heart, you wouldn't go out of your way to try to protect people that really don't even have your best interest in mind.  You cannot count on anyone but your self

ok Felson, that was not very nice again.  But perhaps you are right.  Perhaps she is one of satans minions.

There is a devil inside each one of us, Dave.

Felson, this isn't 2001 A Space Odyssey.  You aren't HAL 9000....

You know who you are.  You will regret the day you played with my heart.  And I wish it wasn't so....but, that is the deal.   MMMMKAY?

(Adam and I just re-inacted our avant garde nativity scene....)  Hold your applause.

Ok, baby, make that ass clap.  Drop it to the floor, make that ass clap.  Round of applause.  Felson Mitchell OUT>