Evolution Time...12-12-12

Hey all just wanted to take the helm and enter a blog, star date 2856.2534.  Captain Mitchell is in command and ensign Honnold is looking more and more like a frickin' idiot.  He lost his debit card in the ATM machine at 5/3, and since 5/3 isn't his bank and hates him, they took the liberty of shredding it on sight.  Or site, or cite.  But I digress.

Evolution is about not forgetting things....Fricking how hard is it to get the cash, get the receipt, and take the card?!?!  I know you are in a hurry 9 times out of ten, but get the debit card out of the ATM before you leave to pay your deposit.  On your new house....  In Greenfield.  On Washington Street.  Address 430.  Just 10 off.  So sad.

So now that I know eggsactly who to egg, or to fork over, or toilet paper, I will talk to you a little about the next nine days and what to expect before the great cosmic alignment.

Ok, so it isn't the eggsact date.  But symbolically a pretty damn significant date, nevertheless....

It is the date of the great evolution.

12-21-2012.

The end of the Mayan Calender.  Roughly the same date as the astrological shifting into the age of Aquarius.  Roughly the same date as the United States crumbles into nothingness and becomes a servant to the one world order and takes a new form of currency.

It is the date where mankind evolves and devolves simultaneously in the non local quantum field of this existence. 


As you can see, Earth is pretty small in the larger scope.  If you are viewing this in a normal sized room, you can imagine that the Sun is the size of the room you are in.  One million Earth sized balls could be placed in the sun comfortably.....

The Sun is growing and spitting out more and more super charged plasma bursts...CME's or Coronal Mass Ejections, along with sun spots, are the rage on the surface of the sun, as we are also at the point of increased solar activity in our solar cycle.

The CME's are so intense that they have left entire mega cities crippled for weeks and months...it has happened in South Africa and will happen to a local power grid near you...and probably sooner than you expect.

What you can count on, rather than the man...is that shit will get real in your lifetime.  The power will shut down.  The water will be polluted.  The harvest will be less.  The fuel will be gone, petroleum and natural gas.  The people will start to die, and in larger numbers than the planet has ever witnessed....

And the lucky few who have prepared will be the ones evolving into a new organism...Homo Sapiens Sapiens Felsonmitchellapiens. 

It will be one meta-organism that lives in sync with all of nature and the cosmos.....

It will be the collective survivors...and this meta organism will treat planets not like objects but like precious oases.  Little hot spots in a vast cosmos of evolutionary impetus..  It is cold and cruel, the vast expanse of outer space, and no one can hear you scream.

Mars is our next project.  Maybe I will see you there some day in the future.  If I see you littering, best believe I will kick you in your nutsack so hard you will be reproducing vomit from your asshole mouth over and over again.

Like I said, I love you...and I hope the suffering isn't too great.  I pray for Heaven on Earth....

it is up to you to make it happen....so open up your eyes......

Mitchell out.