New blogposting after the end of the world

Hey guys, its Adam.  You can always tell its me because I use italics.  I don't ever want to be confused for Felson....you see, he is a crap ass bastard of a retard, which is exactly why I started writing this character in the first place.

I, Adam Honnold, just got divorced last week.  I tell you what, it was like a damn two ton weight was taken off of me.   After going through the worst mistake of my life, it should not be a shock if I don't make the same mistake twice.  Which is why I do not know if I will ever get married again.  Which is unfortunate because I am funny and attractive and would make cute babies.  The problem is....I am outdated.  That means, I was destroyed in the previous mistake of a lifetime, and my social programs are out of sync and slightly distorted. 

I don't want to go through another round of lies and working my tail off only to end up in a psyche ward again, which is probably why I will be joining the Priesthood.  I have so much love, and can't find one decent woman, so I will have to channel it into creepy molestation of children.  Just KIDDING.  But seriously, I am bout to call off the game because I am tired and after searching I haven't found what I am looking for. (But I stillllllllll.....haven't found......what I'm looking for......Random U2 outburst)

It might be unfortunate, but I do not ask you for your sympathy.  I just ask you to stop playing games with people.  Its almost 2013 for goodness sakes.  Start loving one another and stop using people for your own selfish purposes!  We are in it together.  If you love someone, let them know!  If you hate someone, let them know!  Just be straight forward about it.  Because people need to get over themselves.  We are not the end point of evolution.

As for the rule by bear club....aka Honnold lineage....well, it might be stopping at Adam, but that doesn't mean that other lineages have to pass on douchebaggery.

Find you a good man.  And be content.  That is all a man ever wanted in the first place. 

I love you.  I love the world.  I love lil Wayne....and I love T pain.  I might be insane.  But at least I got my brain.  At the end of the day, that might just be enough to keep me satisfied.

Peach out.  I mean Speak out.  Peace!