Very Merry Day Before the Christmaspocalypse!

Greetings fellow earthlings.........

It has been a good year, yes it has...

I have prepared you all for this, the end of the world, which you have been experiencing for 3 days now.  If you don't like the end of the world...tough titties.  Its the end of the world.  You just get to experience it and live on like the rest of us.

Now that we have all achieved Nirvanamanashama Climax Cosmic consciousness......I will wipe the Pearl Jam off of your proverbial face and give you a high five.  Because high fives are BACK IN STYLE!!!!!

So the next time you see me or anyone else running the proverbial choo-choo train on this fair maiden Christmas time, make sure to give me a five.  Not down low, and definitely not too slow because we have all fallen for that one before.

You might be asking yourself...why is Felson so happy this time of year when he didn't even win the Presidency like he had anticipated.   Well, just so you know, being the President is like the hardest job in the world, and if you don't like how my boy Brock Obama runs things, well, maybe you should try to be president for the day.   Its pretty hard, isn't it.  So stop acting like you would do that much better.  You wouldn't.  I am glad to be relaxing and taxing my family members sanity this Christmas season.  We should all be joyfull.

Now that you know I love you, and will be here for you during this end of the world, I want you to place a five dollar bill in an envelope and send it to Adam Honnold.  You know his address.  It is 430 N Washington Street, Greenfield Ohio.

Lots of love, and more crappy blogpostings to come!

Fels Nels.