A little Q and A with ton's of fun

Due to the high demand, in this blogposting I will be interviewing Adam Honnold.  The people want to know.  Why?  Because they are obviously stupid and do not have lives.  Even though the customer is mentally challenged, it is our goal to please the reader.  Here is the interview you have all been waiting on.

Good evening, Adam.  You are looking awfully smug this evening.

Uh, thanks?

What makes Adam Honnold such a polarizing figure?

I really wasn't aware that I was so polarizing.  I guess its because of the transparency that comes with chronicling ones life on the Internet.

Do you ever get tired of being viewed as a boring little pantywaist?

I am not even sure what that means.  But sometimes its annoying when people rush to conclusions when they don't have sufficient evidence to support their perceptions.

Is it really true that you pretended to be gay for an entire month.

Yes.

Do you feel like you might be gay?

No.

Don't you think its a little gay to even pretend to be gay?

Maybe, but I am not gay.

Do you have any love interests?

Yes.

Who are they?

None of your business.

Are you in a relationship?

I have a hard time connecting with people.  I doubt that anyone is really all that interested in me.

So you don't have a girl friend?

I have friends that are female.

So you are in a relationship?

I am in many relationships.  But what does that even mean?

Can anyone claim to possess you?

They can claim to possess me, but they would have an incorrect understanding of reality.

So you are like a wild stallion.  A rogue desperado, looking to plant your seed in any willing subject?

Not at all.  I am a normal human being that enjoys intimacy with people I respect, trust, and love.

So you are bisexual.

Not at all.  I am heterosexual.

Are you a swinger?

What does that mean?

Do you have multiple partners?

I don't have any partners.  I just got divorced.

So you are single.

What the fuck are you talking about?  What is the point of this interrogation?  This is the dumbest interview ever.  I am going to bed.  Fuck off.

Ok, so there you have it.  Adam Honnold, the man, the legend.  I still think he is a little bit of a fruitcake.  And I definitely think he took the short bus to school.  Anyhow, you got the interview folks.  So go back to your own business and let me get back to my campaign.