Good evening everyone.
I sit here at my computer marveling at the sheer stupidity that you live with on a day to day basis. I mean, I would be very surprised if you have the capacity to understand that your underwear is supposed to be worn on your ass, and not on your head. But then again, your ass and your head do resemble one another. How fucking stupid are you? I got six votes. Six votes. I know more than six people visited my page, I monitor the numbers like the stock market....
How fucking complicated is it to click on one of the votes? How difficult?! You do this so I will be pissed off, don't you?! Well, congratulations dick wad, you succeeded marvelously.
Do you ever ask yourself why you are such a blimey moron? Does it hurt on the inside? Or are you simply too stupid to process the fact that you should feel badly about yourself?
On another note, I finally got Honnold's book to the kind people at Kindle. Please buy his stupid book so I can reduce his pay....he really is burdensome to our budget here.
Also, the Birdhouse is in the first stage of design. I will put a picture up here someday. Not today because you don't deserve to see it.
At any rate, thank you to all that participated in my poll. It looks like you have half a brain and would rather me be president than anyone else. This is good. Also, I like how the poll looks like it is flipping you off. Because like I said, you deserve it.
Peace and love be with you all,
Felson Mitchell
Acclaimed self help guru Felson Mitchell dropping some knowledge... New Poll for New Year. Who should be President?
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