Hello,
If you are new to the show, this is a blog. If you don't know what a blog is, it is a website for people that aren't cool enough to have their own .com/ internet medium for any number of purposes. The purpose of this blog has been to humor a small and obscure subculture and also to provide a means for self help, both for the reader, through pseudo helpful life lessons... and for myself, the therapeutic chronicle of my own thoughts and personal exploits.
My grandparents raised me, and my parents are not present in my life but rather selfishly exploring their own personal quest to be worthless hippies, most likely in an ashram somewhere in the subcontinent of India.
I was born autistc, confronted and defeated the mental and social challenges, and now it is my life's ambition and purpose to help other's along the way that are less intelligent and also less attractive and fortunate.
All of this being said, some of you have noticed that I am no longer a presence on FB. As a result I am seeing increased activity on my viewing counter, and am well on my way to shattering last month's all time activity record which is still not very impressive....
I am also working with a professional graphic designer, Teshia Polley, to develop a sleek and sexy professional new blog interface that should be ready to go as soon as possible. I encourage you to look into Dolce Papel, and please support this artistic wonderkind with your generous and appreciated business. She does invitations, business cards, web design, and anything that requires a sleek an professional touch.
Now if you will excuse me, I have some business to attend to. Felson out.
Thank you for the shout-out. I feel famous. Now since you deleted your accounts I have no way to contact you. Can you please email me your mug to teshia.polley@gmail.com
ReplyDeleteI don't typically talk to you, Felson, but if you see Adam, let him know I am going to be visiting this blog more often. :-)
ReplyDeleteTeshia, you are welcome darling. You are famous. You have been emailed.
ReplyDeleteJayne, that is a terrible idea, but ok. I will talk to Adam for you.