You know, having grown up under the careful eye of my paper clip magnate Grandfather, I have grown to appreciate the things that keep us together, like paperclips keep papers and whatnot together.
One of those things is testicular fortitude. By not being meek, I am able to manipulate "more stupider" and näive individuals into doing pretty much whatever I want. That is why I am able to maintain a posse of red and yellow bones in the stable, and a cadre of Turkmenistan birds under the table. It is also how I was able to impart knowledge for other autistic savants who wanted to overcome their shortcomings, thus becoming the self-help guru I am today.
The meek shall inherit the Earth? That is baloney, told to you so you will get bent over by people like me who base our sole existence on sychophantary. That is a word I just made up, but I like it anyhow.
If you haven't awoken to the paradigm shift that is taking place, then you do not realize that the two party system is tearing our country to pieces....which is the upper echelon's intention from the start...because when the big guys implement the New World Order, it will be too late to do anything to ever escape, and evil will have prevailed.
If you think that life doesn't make sense, you are a lot smarter than I thought you were. It is because our limitations of wisdom and understanding that evil is able to exist in the dualistic society we inhabit.
If you didn't know, well now you do. The last four sentences have all started with I's.
So go ahead. Open up your I's.
FVM.
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