Red Hill Shit field town

This is my ode to Highland County.

 This is Felson Mitchell.  Adam Honnold is on an extended holiday it seems.  He may not ever be back again.  We would take down his facebook account, but like Wal Mart, it is just too damn convenient to have all of his friends charlie foxtrotting in one location. He is probably going to leave for Oregon in the next month, and say fuck you to Ohio for ever.  Oregon is a much better state than Ohio anyhow.

Hillsboro is everything that is wrong with Ohio.  It is a heroin infested incest-ed dinosaur that sorely needs an outer belt or one of Elon Musks tunnels.

Who the fuck would ever want to live in Hillsboro?  Only about 6000 or so republicans who elected a comedian for a mayor and insist on being the running joke of the first world.

Red hill town.  U2.  Bono may not have been talking about this Charlie Foxtrot of a "city" but the song seems to ring a bell, much like the town's festival. It is a bunch of farmers and good old boys trying to keep the status quo and make money off of anyone they can exploit just like the miners and frackers and all republicans do...

EXPLOIT.

Let me rephrase this.  Donald Trump won the election in large part because this country is white, inbred, racist, retarded, and poor.

That is the way Hillsboro would like to keep it.  Which is why you should never drive through that town at any hour because the traffic is so backed up on 62 that you might actually have to stop and support the local economy.

Well, I am all for supporting the local economy, but not at the expense of advancement.

Which brings me to the other shit stain on the fabric of Highland County, Greenfield.

This is another good ole-boy fuck fest where the judges and lawyers and freemasons are all in bed together and coming on the face of good, honest, hardworking Americans.

Yes, it is a shit hole, don't get me wrong.  But if anyone ever tries to insinuate that drugs aren't being allowed in this town to create a melange of police and jurisdictional black hole-ry, then you get the scarlet letter and you cannot get a job and you cannot do anything because Ohio is doing everything it can to hold you back.

I am not talking about anyone in particular.  I am just wondering why Amish like the place so much.  Smells of shit. Lucka gweel go..