Adam Conrad Honnold. Are you seriously letting your kids run for him?

Before I go into today's topic I just want to thank you all again for coming to check out this blogsite.  I know that it is a little, well, different. (that might be putting it mildly)  I also know that it might be a little disconcerting listening to a guy who SWEARS UP AND DOWN that the world will soon be coming to an end.  At least this is what I have heard from what little feedback I have received so far (AHEM....have you given me feedback yet???)

Well, let me just say this to put your mind at ease.  The world need not come to an end.  When Dr. C, psychic shim told me that it was my job to save the world through this blog, he/she implied that if enough people "bought into" my philosophy on life, then we might just stand a chance.

It is this reason that I beg you, nay, I beseech you to go out and live awesomely.  And encourage your friends to do so as well.

Maybe now would be a good time to tell you a little bit more about me.  When I was autistic, I had a vision.  That one day the world would be free.  Free of tyranny.  Free from hunger.  Free from emo and crap-rock.  Free to love and to live, man, woman, and child hand in hand.  Ok, no Jon Hike jokes on this site.  That kind of stuff is not cool.  Just like pedophilia, NOT COOL.  (I am proud to say I am pedophile free since the day I was born.)

But seriously folks, just try to relax.  The world is going mad, yes, but we need not go insane along with it.  That is why I come to you.  To show you how to be perfectly sane in an infinitely complex cesspool of chaos spiraling down the drain that is 2012.

What I witnessed tonight was the death of a facebook character.  It was around for about a year, and then collapsed in on itself.  This "condition" I guess it could be called is actually a direct result of the birth of this blogsite.

You will notice....the poor fool didn't take down the pictures.  There is obviously a facebook like entity there, but no profile picture or any useful information.  Also, there is still a wall to be written on and an inbox to send messages to.

It wasn't quite popular enough to disappear completely, instead it fizzled into this turd in the proverbial cyperspace punchbowl.

Have we been keeping an inventory of our goals?  It will be important to set goals every single day until Armageddon or whatever is supposed to destroy our collective or shared universe.  If you work on your goal setting, and your list making, you will exponently increase your odds to do something extraordinary on the way out. 

Some of the goals we made here at FelsonMitchell2012 today.  Take out the recycling.  Impart knowledge.  Run four miles.  Play cards.  Improve as a human being by admitting that it might be a possibility (though small) that I am not one hundred percent right about everything.  Not be so serious.  But still take myself very seriously.

I achieved most of these goals.  I lost the game of cards, but I handled the recycling, dished out knowledge, ran four miles, and so forth...

The point of all of this is, in lieu of the death of Adam Conrad Honnold's facebook character, the show must go on.  He didn't really change his name in the for real sense, ie go to the court house or wherever one would go to do such a thing, all he did was stop participating actively in the facebook-o-sphere.

Some things to look for...a video perhaps.  We don't like to be too fancy pants here at FM2012, so the jury is still out on that.  Look for possibly something like Felson Mitchell beating the crap out of Adam Honnold at Felson's park.  Also, it is a possibility that we might just be getting our very own FM2012 Rule-o-matic Eight Ball to start distributing to the masses.

Also, if you send me any kind of email or whatever, send me your address too and I will try to get out a free of charge FM2012 t-shirt.  I have a bunch of cool ideas that I can't wait to get started.

Send me your questions, too, folks, as Felson Mitchell is a certified expert on pretty much everything.  I will try to give you really great (read disappointing and pointless) advice so you can be as cool as me.

I didn't write the rulebook, I just play by the rules.  FELS-NELS