Fall in Love with your Self all over Again.

Oh there are things I know.  Secrets that I have acquired over the years.  Haven't we all?  Is not reality the Ultimate teacher?

When I was 8 I was told that I was half retarded.  Today, I am blogging to hundreds of people nationwide.

How do you get to that state?  If you could bottle it up and sell it, you would be a millionaire.  We are trying to bottle that up right now folks.  A team of scientists are working AROUND the clock, which means they are at work RIGHT NOW trying to synthesize the stuff of Awesome.

It is normal to hate yourself.  It is self-doubt that ultimately will push us to become better people.  But at the same time, it is important to balance that hate with a healthy dose of love. 

Love yourself, dammit!

I love myself so much it makes me want to cry sometimes.  When I was working with the Buddhists, I would constantly be asking them questions and trying to push their buttons to see if they actually could restrain themselves from killing me.  One of the questions I asked was this..."oh wise one, why must we be?"

The monk only smiled.  For weeks I was puzzled by this gesture.  Right before my ritualistic ceremonial flogging, I asked him again this question.  "Why must we be?  And what the heck was that stupid smirk all about?"

He explained this to me as my beating commenced: Felson, we are human, but we are not quite human.  Actually, we are demigods in the making.  Each of us has within us a plenum of potential.  It is up to each one of us to tap into that infinitude.  This world, it is a game.  Learn the rules.  Master the game.  Once you have mastered the game, you will know why I smirk.

I don't know what he was talking about to this day.  All I know is, if you don't start sending me questions and addresses I am going to get a little pissed off.  I will only become more annoying the longer you hold out.  This is not because I want you to talk to me, Lord knows I already have everything a person could need.  This is because my psychic told me you better start gettin a move on or its lights out!  Its up to you!  GO!