Blogging for Dummies. Phase Two

Ok so this nonsense is a piece of cake.  If Felson said this was difficult, then he was lying.  I don't know if a truthful thing ever makes it through that whorish mouth of his.

There are a couple of things I wish to blog about today.  One, I want to thank every one of you for the outpouring of support for my missing novel.  By this, I want to thank all of you for not giving a rats behind.  Felson just wants attention and, truth be told, I think it is actually better in his hands than mine.  You will seldom hear me praise this retard, so take a picture.  Felson, GIVE IT HELL!

The bike ride is on my mind a lot like Georgia was on Ray Charles'.  I think if he could have actually seen Georgia it he might not have not appreciated it quite the way he did.  The place is a dump south of Atlanta.  Sorry HM2 Carroll.

I am going to go south, through Kentucky, Tennessee, and then North Carolina, so I can hit Florida without ever having to go to Georgia.  This is so I can minimize the likelihood of getting gang raped by a group of effing ruffian rednecks.

I will stop in Florida for my first break.  It will probably be a week or so, then I head out to the great Pacific Ocean, probably somewhere north of Los Angeles.

I hope to raise money per hundred mile day.  Now, if this is going to be a problem with potential donors, I think we will accept pretty much anything you'd be willing to cough up.

I am looking for good Autism charities currently.  If you can think of something you would like me to address and raise money for, then submit your idea to my email account for approval.

Finally, I am going to lose some weight.  Shooting for around 20 or 25 pounds.  This might not be possible, but I am mostly just hoping to get into killer shape so I can bike lots of miles with about 20-50 extra pounds of gear.

Now, I have some stuff to take care of.  Unlike Felson, I have responsibilities, so I will get back with you cyber nuts later.  Go BUCKS!