Don't burn a Quran Day

A few thoughts.

The blog is off and running.  Its pretty clear that its not going to end any time soon.  The people have spoken.  They want more Felson.  This is where I have some reservations.  Do I continue to saturate the Internet with daily or twice daily blogentries?  Do I cheapen myself as a purveyor of truth and awesome?  Do I go all Lil Wayne and just keep grinding and writing this ish like every single day?  This is where we put the INTERACT in the interactive blogstory.  It is ultimately my wish to interact with you, the cyberfans that you are in this blog....something.  What I am saying is, feel free to create your own character.  Ad lib some stuff.  There are nothing but lies anyhow.  Do I sound a little jaded?

The idea was this.  Create a character, live it out on the internet.  I was writing a book.  It is finished and I don't care if anyone ever reads it.  The thing I learned when I was writing this book that no one will read (because reading books is soooooo passe..) was that if I was ever going write for a living I would have to do so knowing that the attention span of the average human being is decreasing at an exponential rate as time passes.

What we are doing at FelsonMitchell2012, really, is trying to create a network.  A network cyber choose your story work of fiction.  Its simple.

Felson Mitchell is a self-centered, "oblivious to how lucky he is jerk".  We get it.  Its not funny if I have to explain why this is humorous. 

That is why you are going to tell me.  You are going to tell me what this is.  Is this Adam Honnold ranting on and on about nothing?  Is this Felson Mitchell trying to start a cult?  Is this an organization that works together to raise money for needy orphans?  What is it?

You asked for it, you got it.  Toyota.

On another note, as a veteran I want to say your welcome for me serving our country.  I didn't really do anything, and I know 9/11 happened on this day in 2001, but I want to say I am proud to be American.  I am grateful for every single freedom I have....I am truly blessed, there is really no way for me to not say it and say it proudly.  We are blessed to live in the greatest freaking country in the existence of mankind, and we are right on the precipice (is that a word? does it mean what I think it does?)  Oh you know I kid, but seriously....the present is a gift, and the future and the past got together and made sweet love and the end result is YOU.  Which brings me to Jesus. Jones.  Right here right now, there is no place I'd rather be.  Or something along those lines.