Felson Mitchell has gone missing...

Good Morning blog-people.  I said I wouldn't be back on here very often, and I really meant it, but it looks like I might have been wrong.

Last night Felson Mitchell came over.  He looked crazy.  If you know the guy you know this isn't out of the ordinary, but last night was a little different.  I suspect he fell off the wagon (or is he back on the wagon?) and had a couple of cheese danishes.  He was looking a little chubby.

What I do have is this.  It is a note from Felson.  It has letters cut out of magazines for print.  I don't know why he went to all the trouble when he clearly signed it "Felson Mitchell" and handed it right to me, so I am pretty sure it was he who is behind all of this nonsense.

He told me that he was done, that he was at the end of his rope.  Anyhow, I will just transcribe the letter so you can judge for yourself:
"Dear Adam, You have been a good friend to me so do not take this personally.  I have been Activated once again by the League, the same behind the scenes men who are responsible for the growth hormones and the bionic device in my forearm.  I have been instructed that I am to cease all blogging activity immediately or will sponaneously combust.  Also, I have been instructed to take this *the Master Copy of Adam C. Honnold's novel Aphorism* RANSOM!!!!!  That means, if you ever want to see me again, or the novel, you are going to have to deliver Adam Honnold with a contract."

I am guessing he is serious, because I can't find my novel anywhere.  I backed it up several times, but all copies have gone missing.  It is ok...I think he is only bluffing, so I wouldn't get too worked up over this (not that you were very worked up over this).  I think he just wants a little attention and so I think it is best to just carry on like normal. 

I actually think that this ultimately stems from the last poll he conducted, in which America determined that he was a "turd burglar" (5 votes).  The others polled consider him "hott" (4 votes) and "telekinetic" (one vote).  He is most certainly neither hott or telekinetic, but if he actually did steal my novel....then he really is a TURD BURGLAR.

While he is off doing whatever it is he is doing, I will hold down the fort.  Don't expect me to post every day. 

If you have any questions or concerns, you can reach me at adam.honnold@hotmail.com.  Or you can call me at 937-661-1488.  Don't call after 8 because I will be sleeping.

Adam C. Honnold