Shine on you Crazy Diamond

Blogging is a precarious occupation.  One must enter the blogosphere in the right frame of mind, knowing exactly what angle is necessary for absolute transferral of content.  If you think that this is something that just any old person on the street can just pick up and start playing with, you're wrong.  You are incredibly wrong.  Like, not even in the same ballpark, league, organization, or sport wrong.

Mammy just interrupted my train of thought.  She wanted to know if I needed more chocolate milk with my freshly made homegrown cookies.  She is a silly woman.  Sometimes I want to put her in a home.

Now when things get stagnant, what is the best thing to do?  Reorganize.  That is right.  And this is exactly why I am going to make a few proposals.  I do not want anyone to make a big deal about this.  These are just suggestions, and mostly just brain fart suggestions at that.

Reorganization: 100 states instead of 50.  This will allow the government to be twice as effective (read twice as shitty).  California needs to lead the way by becoming the first nation-state of America.  I think you could divide California up into 7 different states, each with a rough population 10 million people (you think I am kidding...).  That will allow the people of California to exert more control over the senate, thereby giving them equal power, to say Delaware, which represents like 50 people.

That isn't even the best reason why we need to do this.  Think about it.  What is better than the BEST?  Twice the awesomeness.  Multiply by 2.  Now you are a nice round Benjamin.  You can start including places like Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands.  You can also start taking over Mexico, making it the New Texas.  Canada will obviously have several regions applying for statehood....I doubt the United States will have much use for silly Canada. (no offense Canadians,  but you will always be the little brother).

The next step is to start reorganizing the cities.  This will create jobs.  What I have planned for Ohio is this.  Move all of the Major cities to the center of the state...

I will let you think about this a little bit before I go on my next tangent.

If you haven't told a friend yet to visit this site, you need to make sure to add that to your list of things to do today.  I really just think it is a matter of time before people start noticing.  Keep coming back.