A little Q and A with Felson Mitchell, creative mastermind of this blogsite.

I would like to take this opportunity to address a couple of the questions you wonderful people keep bugging me with. That was not sarcasm.  Or was it? 

Jill from Schenectady asks: Felson, how do you keep coming up with fresh stuff for your blog like every single day?

Jill, good question.  I guess you could say that there are some things that are perfect matches.  One could say that peanutbutter was the perfect compliment to bananas.  Another could say that man is the perfect compliment for female.  Another could say I was created to do this.  Next question.

Tom from Kenosha asks: Felson, what will it take to get some (explitive) videos or something worthwhile up on this (person who has no relationship with me/explitive)?

Tom. why are you so angry?  Is it because you live in Wisconsin?  I bet I would be angry too if I had to live there.  I am working on some videos, ok, so get off my grill.

Anonymous from Ohio: Felson, I haven't been with a girl for four months.  What should I do?

Louis?  Sorry if you wanted to stay anonymous, dip shit.  Let me just respond by saying, if I ever went that long without some strange, I would recommend to everyone....buy stock in Lubriderm.  Why don't you try getting in touch with your feminine side.  That means, you should probably pray that you are gay.  Next question.

Nancy from Stockholm, CA: Felson, is the rumor true that you once skinny dipped in freezing cold water on Thanksgiving once?

Nancy, yes, how did you know?  Word sure does get around fast.

Dragana from Hungary asks:  Felson, why is it that you will not fly over here and take me right now?

Dragana, sweetheart, the only thing I want from Hungary right now is some mashed potatoes.  If you know how to work a broom, then I think I might be able to find a use for you.

Wilson from Tacoma asks:  Felson, what is your IQ? 

Wilson, I have been tested many, many times.  The only thing I can say about my IQ is this.  Tests do not come close to measuring what makes a man.  You have to truly go inside to experience for first hand what it is like to live a world of Intellectual Fancy.  I averaged 92.  That is still an A in Greenfield.

Clarence from El Paso asks: Felson, why are you living off your grandparents wealth when you clearly have the tools to do something with yourself?

Clarence.  Jesus Christ.  Haven't you read a single blog I have posted.  I am looking for work! NEXT.

Milly from Jellico, TN asks:  Felson, are you going to cough up child support for Taneisha Tyrell Cunningham?

Milly, you need to stop being such a hooker and find a job.  Your check is in the mail.  Next.

Sharlene from Pittsburgh asks:  Felson, what is the square root of 69?

Sharlene, is that some kind of pick up line?  You know I love math humor.  All I know is, it must be 8 something.

You didn't know you were getting a double dose today, did you AMERICA?