Sleep. Its what the weak are doing while the strong are Making Moves.

From the emails I am getting there is considerable backlash about my firing of Adam.  Perhaps I have underestimated everyone's stupidity.  He was not the man for the job like I thought he would be, ok?  If you want him to come back, you had better tell him to give me back my.....

oh nevermind....

A couple of things that I thought might be of benefit to you.  A FM2012 app.  That is right.  It is basically like fortune cookie fortune roulette, except you get better fortunes than, "You love happiness long time good fortune."  And there is no Mandarin word of the day or bogus Lottery numbers on the side.  That way, you can have the Wisdom of Felson no matter where you are, so long as you have you have your smartphone.

Some of you have been asking me to tell another story of my glorious past.  Well, ok, if I must then I must.

When I was first introduced to the League I knew that I had stumbled onto something BIG.  I had always heard about secret organizations, things like the Freemasons and the Skulls and the Super Friends.  Well, pretty much everything you have seen in movies, there is some degree of truth to it.  The fact of the matter is this, reality is perhaps not as it seems at first glance.

We are born into this world blank tablets.  We do not choose our parents, in fact, our parents choose us, by giving us the "specs" necessary for our souls to be inlaid in this SpaceTime.  The genome leads to the phenome which leads to the expression of consciousness through unconscious recycling.

Throughout history Great Men have lived Epic lives.  Some men were even said to possess superhuman qualities.  The only thing super about these great men is that they were all privy to some deep secret, some arcane inside diz-zope.  Like a virus, started by Babaji, who transmitted the knowledge of Life Everlasting to Jesus Christ of Later day Saints in the time of the three holy magi, the seeds for planetary evolution were sown.

Over time it would be called things like the Order of the Knights, the Templar, and even Tupac and Machavelli, it would throw men into the fire and the hellforge.  It was there, in the glowing red embers that the steel of destiny was made true.

Imbeciles like George Bush and Nelson Rockefeller would stumble onto the key and they would make great fortunes for themselves....

But only the true seekers of knowledge and divine sacredness know that the real key to evolution has nothing to do with money or fleets and armies and shiny chrome grills.  The real key to evolution is Knowing that life is but a game.  And our experience, a program run by subquantum deity like computers, of which we are merely a reflection, is a simulation that actually gives you a chance to participate in without needing a single dime.  You don't even need to know how to read instruction guides....

And once you come to the realization that it was you all along who created this simulation...you will realize that you programmed a secret set of overrides....certain code that allow for the manipulation of the very fabric of time and space.  This is what Scientology wanted to hide, and in the process, created the dumbest religion known to mankind.

So, I want you to meditate on what I have told you today.  Make sure you are getting all of your vitamins and minerals.  If I find out you haven't been flossing, it will be my foot kicking your butt.