Back to Business.

Ok, seriously....if you thought this was all fun and games at FM2012, then you were sadly mistaken.

I had to kick Adam out of the control panel.  It seems Commander Riker never was able to live up to standard set by his predecessor, Captain Picard.  Now I am going to have to engage this blog like I am phaser blasting a borg drone.  Or whatever it is that is really hard to kill on Battlestar Galactica.

Now that we have gotten that out of the way, I want you to know the real reason why I am back.  My psychic told me yesterday that if didn't get by rear in gear and start pumping out some serious volume that I was not fulfilling my end of the quest to save humanity.  So that is why I come to you, the reluctant saviour.  Scratch that, the ambivalent genius....doesn't sound quite right.  I will think of something later.

And truth be told, Adam was not getting the job done.  He is far to mild mannered, for starters, he practically eats broccoli right out of the grocery store, he listens to 80's hair bands and new wave and garbage like that, and if I see one more episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, I am probably going to do something irrational and dangerous.

So, I had to let him go.

From now on, if I hear people complaining, I am going to kick them in the pancreas.  There is NO SENSE IN COMPLAINING.....it will get you NOWHERE VERY FAST.  Actually, as of now, it will get you a kick in the pancreas too.

Here are your options....one, change the situation you are in.  If you don't think something is up to standards, then bloody change it?  Okay?  Two, complaining pretty much tells the rest of the world that "hey, I am a loser, and I like to complain."  Three. Make fun of the situation.  If you make fun of the situation, you are addressing the situation as a problem, and you are transmitting it to those surrounding you through the most effective means available, which is humor.  Fourth, and lastly, you may choose to be apathetic.  If you don't think the system is fair,  and don't wish to participate, then that is great.  Keep to yourselves.  At the same time I don't want to hear you complaining if there is something that you don't like about the system.  Just as long as you keep your apathetic little mouth shut, I don't really care.  You have actually won half the battle, which is to STOP. (on another note, I realize that option two isn't really an option so much as an observation.  I don't have time to form consistent thought processes.)

Now if you are like me you just love the outdoors.  It is such a new and exciting way to spend your free time.  I just heard about some great deals on outdoors from a couple very reputable sources.  I am telling you, you have just got to give it a try for yourselves!!!! so you can know what it is like firsthand.  Wake up.  Someone needs to smell the scent of reality.  It has been there all along folks.  Go out and check it out again, but this time view it the way you would if you had just been born.  You need to Stop, and then Collaborate.

Work together with God.  Work together with your fellow man.  Only by accepting that Jesus is your lord and savior and by getting up to the alter and praising his holy name in communion will your soul escape eternal damnation.  Maybe it is time to team up with the good guys, because Satan is a prankster I hear.  And sadistic.  Regardless, you don't want to be caught empty handed when the prices of gold skyrocket to insanely high values.  Now is your time to make moves.  Strike while the kettle is hot!  Stockpile!  Buy stock in aluminum foil.  When Jesus comes to us, whether it be by spaceship or other holy vessel, I am going to be sure that I have sucked from the sippy cup of Life Eternal.

If you are friends with God, NOTHING CAN STOP YOU.  Align your energies with the great magnet in the sky.  Ask the Guardians of the Sacred Knowledge to bestow blessing on you and yours, and you will surely experience an upswing real soon.  Remember, any length of time is relative, so I hope you are comfortable.

Because if your intentions are pure, and your soul true, you will be everything you were ever meant to be.

Do not forget the importance of communion.  I have been known to be a little of a recluse from time to time, but we are a social creature.  Find your inner dog.  That is my spirit animal guide, the dog.  The truest form of dogness is one of life's greatest blessings.  That means try giving something to everyone you see, even if that is your attention.  Attention is love.  Love is a warm puppy.  Or something like that.  And once you've collaborated, all that is left is to listen....

In life there are many blessings.  It is up to each and every one of us to determine what those blessings are. If you listen up every once in a while and shut your dang jabbermouth you might just learn something.  About the world around you.  About the people around you.  About yourself.  Christ, freaking take a time out every now and then and just clear your mind and listen to stillness that is all around you, even in the busiest, most crowded bus terminal.  Those flash frames of your life are the sole purpose of your existence!

Now, if I may conclude.  I would like to thank all of those who have participated in the Felson Mitchell push for City Council Campaign Greenfield 2010.  I want you to know that if you vote for me I will ensure that I will do everything I can to make your life better.  Even if you don't live in Greenfield, I promise to try to make your life better.  Just tell your friends.  I can't promise that I know what to do to make your life better, but you can believe I don't mind taking control of the lives and well being of others if it is for a positive new future.  And I can guarantee you that I will do my best to be a servant, with Christ Jesus as my savior and witness.

Also, if you can find one person who blogs harder than me, I would like to know who it is....even if it is a third grader.  I could use a few tips.

Fel-ice Navi-dueces....