So I have officially wasted enough time this morning, it is time to take stock. I am sending Adam on a mission. It involves getting his fat rear end in shape and it involves helping people out. When we are finished with the cross country season, probably after thanksgiving, he is going to take FM2012 on the road.
What will he be doing? Why is he doing this? Well, he will be bicycling quite a bit. He loves being outside and he likes exercizing and if we can keep him busy long enough with this project maybe we can start getting a little more work done here at the homefront. This way, he will stop comp-ing the business account for gasoline and all the rest of expenses he racks up on our dime.
Mostly, we really just need to start spreading the word. It is a MISSION, and he will carry with him our FM2012 mission statement so he can hand out our propaganda to the masses.
It will be another way to raise awareness for our Autism Foundation. There are three types of autism. You have probably heard of one, Aspergers Syndrome. This is exactly like it sounds. Ass Burgers. You think I am joking but I am not. Autism is a wildly misunderstood condition, and record numbers of individuals are being identified as such. I can say from my own experience with multiple bouts with autism that support groups are paramount to our ongoing efforts to make lives of individuals and families that are dealing with this disease of the mind.
I am joking. Autism is not a disease. In fact, we are really just beginning to understand what autism really IS. We here at FM2012 are here to educate and liberate. And that is what we will do. I encourage anyone to donate money for the cause. Here is a little taste of what you will get in return.
Tee shirt. Special letter of thanks. Insider information.
So, if you want a tee shirt that shows you support Autism and Adam Honnold as he represents Greenfield and Felson Mitchell International LLC, send 10 dollars.
If you want a special letter of thanks, send 5 dollars.
If you want to get a special letter of thanks in a frame, a tee shirt that shows you aren't poor and you care about Autism and FM2012, and special Felson Mitchell Inside Information, send 25 dollars.
Or just write a check for any amount and send it to Adam Honnold at 2147 Westfall Road, Frankfort, OH.
I have to get to cross country practice. I will show you the shirts and letters at a later time.
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