Sunday is funday, and other mundane observations.

We are doing some exciting things at Felson Mitchell 2012 right now.

Just a few things to bring you up to speed.  We are working on videos!  We are creating art!  We are learning more about clean energy!  Really we are doing a lot of things to make YOUR life better.

So buckle in, and get ready for our incredible journey into the APOCALYPSE!

Thats right, you heard me.  You didn't think this was all fun and games, did you?  I apologize if I gave you that impression, and I also apologize for giving you the impression that I give a rats tail.  I do not.  Get over yourself.

The world as we know it is coming to an end on December 21, 2012.  I watched a movie with John Cusack in it the other day and it looks like the illuminati, or the new world order, whatever....is creating massive arks preparing for the world wide cataclysm that is likely to take place.

Chances are, you are not well off enough to purchase tickets.  It will run you like at least 10 million.  This will ensure that only less than one percent of the world will survive the coming shit-storm.  We don't want a lot of poor stupid ignoramuses repopulating the world in the coming era...

Personally, I am not sure I would want to  live in a world with the wealthy one percent.  Oh wait, I already do.  And it isn't so bad, as long as you remember to keep everything in perspective.  There is always a bigger asshole out there than you, you can guarantee that.

I am just going to get brutally honest right now.  I am actually surprised that humanity has made it this far.  You all should consider yourselves blessed, for there truly must be a God in heaven that all of you morons have even survived long enough to be around to read this.  Holy monkey balls.  Every day I am continually reminded at how dumb people are, when I turn on the news, there are dumb people.  When I go to the movies, there are dumb people watching horrible dumb shit.  When I go to WalMart to study the commoners, I see dumb people buying things at ridiculously rolled back prices.  When I watch my Buckeyes lose on national television I see thousands of morons pouting like its the end of the freaking world.  DUMB PEOPLE!  How did your parents even survive long enough to bumble through the intercoital processes that would ultimately lead to you?  You should be ashamed of yourselves, collective humanity.

Now, back to reality.  You are all blessed little retards, because you are exactly as stupid as God made you.  We need to remember to give money today to the establishments that way we can let them spend it on dumb stuff instead of you, because money is surely the root of the problem.  Well, I should say AT the root of the problem.  It is your greed that will NOT let you get into heaven when the world goes through the proverbial meat grinder.

The world is exactly as it is supposed to be.  Let me give you a second to re-read that last statement.  The world is exactly as it is supposed to be.  The mistakes you have made, they were supposed to happen.  This sounds like a very deterministic approach, and let me tell you, it is.  It was predetermined eons ago, before the dawn of time as potentiality.  The freedom that you experience in your decision making is the learning that takes place at the novelty of the reality you currently find yourself embedded in.  I know, that is an ugly preposition at the end of that there last sentence.

Keep your head up, everyone.  We have a couple more years together.