Ok Folks, its been a while, but you know creative genius such as this is not like a television, you just can't flip a switch and search thru endless mind numbing yet informative and entertaining programs. This is blogging, a completely different game. And as far as games go, I am completely and totally destroying this one.
Nobody has matched my output over the last month and a half. Not one single person. And how much of it was completely awesome? Like at least 36 percent. Remember, 36 out of a billion dollarz is still 36 million dollarz....that is a crap ton. (I don't get paid to know correct mathmatics, ok?)
Ain't nobody dope as me. I am dressed too fresh and clean. Canary yellow boxers. I know you be there for me gurl...
Have you been making lists? Keeping track of your goals? Keeping track of your successes? If you have not been doing this, then you cannot chart your progress....You will have to start over, and for starters, that requires reading every single last blog that I have posted. You may refrain from reading the posts that Adam Honnold put up. The kid just doesn't have a lot going on upstairs. I think that people mostly humor him when they claim to have nice things to say about him. I just don't see it. We parted ways like Ben and J.Lo. I ain't a bitch but I have to divorce them....ok, random outbursts of hip hop seem to be a recurring theme today and I apologize...sorry I'm a champion....she loves the work more than she loves me.....
Now, when charting your progress, you not only get a graph of somekind, but you also can see geometrical progression of your awesomeness. It is simple. I have made an example for you here:
What you will want to do is axe yourself, is "what in the name of God were my goals? why didn't I write them down?" Here are a list of goals that I wrote down....ahem!
1. Write list of goals.
2. Take out recycling.
3. Watch pseudo-news ( MSNBC, Fox, Colbert)
4. Develop functioning cold fusion reactor.
5. Find potential mates.
6. Impart wisdom to the masses.
7. Check voice mail
8. Create documentary
9. Start non profit solar panel installment company in Greenfield ( I was on that shit well before anyone else)
10. Edit garbage novel.
11. Perpetuate species with random daliances.
12. Take piano lessons.
13. Learn computer programming
14. Take rudimentary math class
15. Learn a new language. Preferrably a dead language so I can never have a practical use for it.
16. Make graphs.
17. Bathe semi-regularly
18. Ask about status of trust funds. Still on my own dime unfortunately. Thankfully I put some away in event of such an occasion. I anticipated the plug being yanked years ago, I am surprised it took as long as it did. Unfortunately since I put most of it in high interest mutual funds I really took an analraping from Uncle Sam. Its like I want to pay for roads and schools and civic programs...
19. Locate whereabouts of biological parents.
20. Put mammy in a home.
21. Figure out events of missing 2 year chunk of memory. Long story, I will touch on later.
22. Groceries.
23. Take medication
Ok, so that is a list of GOALS my friend. What I need for you to do is to take a mental picture of this, and somehow try to emulate this in the future. Are we on the same page here? Answer yes or no. Audibly. I am serious, audibly say yes or no. We aren't going forward until you vocalize your response. I am still waiting. Ok, thank you. Finally.
So as you can see I have accomplished about 27.39 percent of the above. 25 percent is considered passing with honors. I will leave it up to you to determine which 28 percent it is I am responsible. That is right. We round up here at FM2012.
Like I said, it is good to keep refreshing your list of goals, that way they stay fresh and you learn to hone your goal making abilities. My list changes about 3 or 4 times a week. This is completely natural. Don't get alarmed if you do not goal write as prolific as I do...it is an acquired skill and it is important to remain patient.
Its all good. And if you don't know, well now you know, endearing term for person of color...(that might have actually been more offensive than the word I was trying to avoid...oh well..)
The campaigning. It is picking up. I appreciate all of those who have volunteered to go door to door making sure the public is informed of my plans to run for City Council. It is your tireless manhours that ensure that our country will be around for months and possibly years to come.
If you aren't American, I feel badly for you. If you haven't accepted Jesus, I feel even worse. Get the heck off my site and do something with yourself. Productive. AND NOT THAT!
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