A couple more things to discuss

Ok so in case you are new to the party.  This is a page devoted to the advancement of the human species.  If you aren't a human, or interested in the perpetuation of the species, well this site isn't for you.

When I talk like this, obviously it is Adam.  I am a strange creation that doesn't interact well with other people and has imaginary friends.  I am disgusted with pretty much everything, and don't have the sense to keep my mouth shut.  Playing the game involves keeping my mouth shut.  I release all of my venom...all of the disorderly yet overcomingly powerful ideas....through the guise of my alter egos.

one of which happens to be a 50 some year old hippie named Kent.  I am the father of a 30 year old retard, and the son of a disengeunuous som'bitch bastard paper clip baron. 

now, if you have come here to hear more of my story you have come to the right place.  i have been working with felson to try to figure out where i went wrong as a father.  here are a few thoughts....

well, for one i was completely absent.  i have no idea what it is like to work or have to struggle for anything, so i take everything for granted.  now that i am old, it appears, and now that i have burnt a majority of my bridges, i find myself increasingly lonely and increasingly regretful.

yes, my pappy was a philandering vagabond.  i learned from a very early age that my mommers was caged in by my fathers wondering eye.  she wanted nothing more than to keep the family together, and she did so at the cost of her own personal life and fulfillment.

of course...i was always very close to my mother.  she used to take me with her to different functions and i had several full on drug addictions by the time i was ready for college.

unable to conform to the norms of society, and too lazy and stupid to bend the rules or get around the system, i headed for an ashram in the hills of bangladesh.

it is there where i came into contact with Baba-louie.  Baba, as he would have us call him, was a 7 foot tall eunich who had the least harsh aura of any individual i have ever encountered.

and his lifestyle consisted of absolute power and freedom.  for he was so learned and so powerful that he had escaped the traditional boundaries of space and time.  he had defied death many times, and had grown to be the ripe old age of 9,282 years.  i believe him because he has a polaroid of himself taken with a dinosaur.

anyhow, it was here at the ashram that i met my lovely wife...yes, Felson's mother.

of course, we can't be sure exactly if Felson's mother is Felson's mother, but we are pretty sure.  It is at least 33 percent likely we know who Felson's mother is.  we were doing inordinate amounts of ibogaine at the time and having considerabe amounts of dangerous sexual daliances the entire time we spent at Baba's cult.  I mean celestial palace.

it was there in the piles of gorgeous and sexually in-tune females that i realized how empty i was inside.

and it was then that i decided to give up my only child so that i could chase life's greatest mystery.....where is my happiness?

turns out, by searching for happiness, i shut the door on the only thing that could ever possibly make me happy....having a loving family who counted on me and cared for me above all else.

so, if you are out there and you are too proud or too stupid to realize the good things that are right in front of you, don't say I didn't tell you to look a little closer.  and don't come crying to me or anyone else when it is you that is all alone, staring at an empty bottle of beef eater gin, too drunk to tell whether or not my boxers are supposed to outside my trousers or on the inside.

on a positive note...i am back to covering my genetalia in public.  some things we just need to be patient with.

so, this is the last you will hear from kent for a while.  i will be giving the floor back up. 

ok, so that was depressing.  hopefully you have noticed I am not updating my FB anymore.  I am however sending pictures.  It is a social experiment.  But you who are in the know also know that Felson is posting updates.  Generally if you want to know what I, Adam Honnold, am up to, you can check Felson's page out.  This is only a temporary arrangement, and we here at FM2012 apologize for any inconvenience this may incur.