Greetings blog nation. It is my pleasure to deliver you with high quality blog entertainment with the highest possible consideration for my own personal gain and interest.
I want to go ahead and fill you all in on a little of what we have been doing here behind the blog.
For starters, we are leaving a trail of redbones, Zebras, yellowbones, white hotties, Latinas, and otherwise attractive ladies in our (my) wake.
Secondly, we are still working on the revisions to a very promising debut novel, one by our very own Adam Honnold. He is not getting any hotties, I am scooping them all up like groundballs. He spited me and there is nothing in this world worse than a scorned Felson.
Thirdly, we are pushing back the cross country bike trip until this summer when the weather conditions aren't so horrible and we have more corporate funding. Adam will be staying home and running things, which means I will leave him with an allowance and be taking FM2012 on the road. You didn't think I was serious about giving his sorry butt control of the blogsite while I was gone, did you? We picked up two more possible travellers, and are still taking donations/pledges which will all go towards funding the trip. Anything more will be sent to help figure out and destroy Cystic Fibrosis. We were originally planning on Autism, and we might still use Autism, but we have more contacts to CF charities, so it only makes sense to go with whomever is buttering the proverbial bread.
Fourth, we are planning a self sustainable community. Groundbreaking will start whenever you all start sending me checks. Anyone is welcome to stay free of charge, so long as they participate in the activities, ie gardening, tending the stock, building abodes, hooking up solar panels, etc.
Fifth, work continues on the Mix tape.
Lastly, we are destroying everything in sight. Everytime I step up to the blog site, its out goes the light. I am so cold I better put on a hoodie. Ohio is getting chilly and we are trying to save money on electricity.
If you have made it this far...a majority of you have already turned your attention away to more important things like Farmville and smoking crack....if you have made it this far......please remember I get paid if you simply click on my adverisements. Do me a favor and click on them so I can stop working a day job and start blogging with more regularity. K? Thanks, Felson Q Mitchell, esquire.
Acclaimed self help guru Felson Mitchell dropping some knowledge... New Poll for New Year. Who should be President?
No comments:
Post a Comment