Time to get back to binness

It has been a while yes.  Just want to clear some things up.  Adam Honnold is not married.  He does everything that I tell him to do, and I told him it would be a funny joke to pretend to be married.  I knew it wasn't funny but I knew that a little controversy would go a long way towards furthering my agenda, further demonstrating that it is I, Felson Mitchell, who wears the pants around here.   That is to say, I am the mother effing BOSS.  This isn't called AdamHonnold2012.  He is my indentured servant.  So if you judge him, shame on YOU.  He is only following rules.  And aren't you all about following the rules?  Speak of hypocritical.  The rule is that he do my bidding, since it is me that is going to get him anywhere in life.

He doesn't even understand why I make him do the things that I do.  He just does as he is told.  Society likes little robots, and society liked Adam Honnold a lot more when he was a robot controlled by the MAN.  Now that it is one man that controlls him, rather than many, you are upset.  And he is my employee!  Wouldn't you do what your boss told you if you had MOUTHS to feed?

Don't always judge a book by its cover.

But definitely read the book...then you can make a judgement.  And if a person is not running with you, they are running against you.  That is the law right there.  Not the goverment law of man, but the law of God.  The law of Reality.  If a person is not with you they are by definition diametrically opposed to you to the fullest extent.

Evolutionary catalyst.  The impetus for change.  Growth.  A more sustainable future.  That is what FM2012 stands for.  You must sift through the bullshit.  You must sift through the SPIN.  Once you touch yourself a little deeper, you can touch other people a little bit deeper. 

Remember, we are a human race.  That means we are racing towards the future.  It is a competition.  And I have been running this blog isht for like the last two months.  I have advertisments.  Investors.  Flow charts and power point presentations.  I can break it down for you step by step.  If we are constantly running, mustn't we ask ourselves what it is from which we run? 

Look in the mirror.  Say hello to the beast.

Thank you Felson.  Um....ok
He is still a fruitcake.  But yes, he is right.  I am in his control.  I was in the Navy's control before that.  And I was my wife's robot before that.  I am just a robot really.  Someone can program me for whatever they want.  Just run some ideas thru my boss, Felson Mitchell.  He is the bullshit detector in the house. 

About Facebook, yes, I am not posting updates on my FB.  Sometimes I will send pictures but that is it.  You all asked for the pictures, I can stop sending them if you would like.

I didn't say Felson couldn't get on my account either.  He does have complete legal guardianship over me, afterall.

Now, to finish of the bumble fuck that is this stupid blog posting, I will give the floor over to Kent.

this is kent. i told you i wouldn't use grammer or grammar or sentense structure or anything adhering to normal human established law.

so i told you all a little about my parents.  now you have a frame of reference for how it is I came to be.

when i was young i spent all of my time with my mammy.  poppers  was always busy working on his paper clips.  he handcrafted every paper clip with absolute precision.  but because i spent so much time with me mommers, i simply became a fancy pansy boy.  i loved putting on makeup.  i liked drinking herbal tea.  i was very detail oriented and had a tendency to be catty with the other boys at boarding school.