Due to Greater Demand for Felson

I have been overwhelmed by birthday wishes and support from various camps recently and I just want to tell you all that I am very appreciative.  Less than ten percent of my FB friends wished me a Happy Birthday, so that exceeds my expectations by about negative 90 percent.  Thanks alot for nothing you sumbitches.  I guess it really is too hard to send a simple Happy Birthday Felson, I hope you aren't falling back into cheese danish addiction and fornicating with copious overweight nymphomaniacs. 

Or maybe a polite Hello Felson, thank you for blogging so hard in spite of your handicaps.  Or Felson, you are quite possibly the closest thing to a voice of honesty and reason in a perilous time in human history. 

Just for you a holes, I want to tell you I will be blogging even MORE frequently.  Thats right. 

And in case you didn't notice, I put another multiple guess question to the right of this posting.

I don't think you quite appreciate the fact that I have been battling autism, sex addiction, cheese danish addiction, and struggling for creative control over this blogsite with my insolent partner Adam Conrad, ALL while giving you the highest quality news, entertainment, and digital media available on the web TODAY.

So I just want to say it will be with great pleasure that I watch you suffer in the pending apocalypse.

Of course I am just joking.

I really just want you to wake up....sometimes I have to be a little insane and over the top.

But I do want you to wake up.  The future isn't the present until its right now.  Our fates, though predetermined, aren't crystalized and permanent.  In the multiverse that we exist in, we get to choose which path we take, and our actions collapse us into a new and flexible reality.

Good day and good night.