I decided to put tons of fun back on the payroll. He was so sad a couple of days ago. It really gave me great enjoyment. But all fun aside, nothing was getting cleaned up around here so I put him to work. He is very good with a broom and a mop, for some reason.
Me, I just like to dip it in cause I go hard like a paintbrush in the wet paint. Stir it around and paint a portrait. If you are a girl and you think I am talking about sex, shame on you....dirty minded....but you are right. Being a self help guru, naturally I am followed around by my cadre of hefty lovers. With the bodunkadonk or whatever the hell you call it. Yes. I have me a little harem of large danish whores. But we do appreciate the arts as well, and I encourage the girls to explore their artistic talents. (don't tell them...but they all fail pretty miserably....no concept of two point perspective....
I kid you.
But for real, I put Adam back on the payroll because I was getting lonely. Plus he makes a mean ham egg and cheese sammitch.
I will even give him the floor:
Thank you Felson, that was....stupid. Me, I am ok. I have been busy working at Walmart and am really trying to get my book finished this week so I can e publish it. So if you are interested, all you need is a kindle or nook or whateveritisyouhave....and it will cost you exactly one oh five. Not very expensive, right?
So, when I finally hit send, there is no going back.....it is really out there. But I have worked tirelessly on it and I know that even if it sucks and fails miserably, at least I tried my best. And I will try harder the next time.
Life isn't so bad...I know I can be crabby once in a while, but can't we all? I think that the world is a crazy mixed up place sometimes, but I know that there are a growing number of people who....get it...if you know what I mean.....
I appreciate you coming to my site. I am really boring, trust me. I am so boring I feel the need to act a fool on the world wide web. But I act a fool out of love.
Adam c Honnold
Me, I just like to dip it in cause I go hard like a paintbrush in the wet paint. Stir it around and paint a portrait. If you are a girl and you think I am talking about sex, shame on you....dirty minded....but you are right. Being a self help guru, naturally I am followed around by my cadre of hefty lovers. With the bodunkadonk or whatever the hell you call it. Yes. I have me a little harem of large danish whores. But we do appreciate the arts as well, and I encourage the girls to explore their artistic talents. (don't tell them...but they all fail pretty miserably....no concept of two point perspective....
I kid you.
But for real, I put Adam back on the payroll because I was getting lonely. Plus he makes a mean ham egg and cheese sammitch.
I will even give him the floor:
Thank you Felson, that was....stupid. Me, I am ok. I have been busy working at Walmart and am really trying to get my book finished this week so I can e publish it. So if you are interested, all you need is a kindle or nook or whateveritisyouhave....and it will cost you exactly one oh five. Not very expensive, right?
So, when I finally hit send, there is no going back.....it is really out there. But I have worked tirelessly on it and I know that even if it sucks and fails miserably, at least I tried my best. And I will try harder the next time.
Life isn't so bad...I know I can be crabby once in a while, but can't we all? I think that the world is a crazy mixed up place sometimes, but I know that there are a growing number of people who....get it...if you know what I mean.....
I appreciate you coming to my site. I am really boring, trust me. I am so boring I feel the need to act a fool on the world wide web. But I act a fool out of love.
Adam c Honnold
Are you my son? Why did I ever give birth to such a talented and awesome young son of a gun like you? Why couldn't I have had someone a little more status quo? Vote Conservative.
ReplyDeleteThat will teach you to leave your gmail account up. lolol. Love you mommers.-Adam
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