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So most of you probably realized that the page looks a little different today.  That is because I had Mrs. Teshia Polley of Dolce Papel create me something that was a little bit different.  I really like how the hundred dollar bill shot captures my double chin.  I think it is exquisite.  Haven't you heard of Photoshop, Mrs. Polley?  I keeed...I keeeed.  All joking aside, I think it is a lovely representation of what we are trying to accomplish here.

Number one, make lots of money through advertisements on this blogpositng.

Number two, get people to understand that ancient pyramids are templates for a smarter human society to work toward building our own geodesic/pyramid domes to put ourselves inside and say hello to whatever weather we want, whenever we want (in a democracy, we can all vote on the weather, daily...or we can just create our own individual property weather....this is all something I will work with you on...).

Think Truman Show.

Think Armageddon.

Think Jurassic Park.

What we are trying to do is to implement Hollywood's outrageous ideas and make them a reality.  That is what we should strive towards.  And we very much should start small scale.  And what is better than the canker sore on the map known as Greenfield?

Greenfield has been, in the past, known for several things.  It was once called little Chicago, during the temperance movement, as the street was lined with bars selling booze and telling the government to fuck off, "we do what we want."  Unlike Chicago, Greenfield was not at the critical stage in its growth, nor was it at the nexus of the Great Lakes and the mighty Mississippi River.  It was in BFE Ohio, a little known fart of a region which didn't even get its own county like it wanted.  It slowly over time became the bitch of Highland County (Hillsboro is bigger), Fayette County ( Washington Court House is bigger), and Ross County (Chillicothe is....bigger).  And yes, Greenfield is technically in all three counties.

The number three.  Seems to be a pattern here, if we could just figure it out....hmmm...  lets see, how many sides are there in a triangle?  Three.

How many parts are there of God?  Three. (Father, Son, Holy Diver, I mean spirit.)

How many parts are there in a dualistic, right or wrong, left or right, up or down, black or white, 0 or 1 universe?  Two?  You might think this....and you would be sort of correct, but it takes an observer to make a dualistic decision.  Which makes three.  Three points make a plane.

Now, we need a damn pyramid built over Greenfield.  And whether or not Greenfield likes it, I am making it my life's sole ambition to put a pyramid over it, just because Greenfield is too stupid to put itself into the 21st century by its own self, so I will give Greenfield a little help.