Why don't I run for mayor of Greenfield you say? That is where you live afterall. Greenfield is a nice place afterall. Once you look past all of the heroin and white trash and inbred good old boys and that ugly son of a bitch Judge Robert Judkins, the place is almost liveable.
But me, I must throw my hand in the larger pot. If Anthony Weiner is your best hope for mayor, all I got to say is, damn, this should be a walk in the park. I got all kinds of broads I like to give the old in out, none of which are my wife. So if you need a good for nothing, cheatin', lying son of a bitch for mayor, look no further than here.
I am Felson Mitchell, and I approve of this message.
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