If you don't vote me mayor of New York, you will be depriving yourself of some serious ratings. We are talking Boss Hogg ratings, when he ran away with Tammany Hall. You will have all sorts of moments where you smack your head and say, why didn't I vote for that other guy. There will be many one liners and funny headlines that will be much better than that peckerhead Anthony Weiner could ever hope to provide.
I guarantee that I can bring a little zing back to sing sing. Those inmates will be productive! And rehabilitated. And released back onto the streets.
I am just getting started. Follow me. Come, take a closer look. Let's run this mother effer like Beyonce say.
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