Things I like.

What are some things I like?  I like women who can handle all of this.  That being, I like a woman who can handle an oversized ego, way too much charm, excessive flirting with other ladies, very little substance, and a whole lot of self entitlement.  I am not a caricature of a way too successful nepotistic narcissistic self help guru ass-hole for nuttin.'

I am only here because this is mildly entertaining.  That is it.  People like drama, people like being shocked, and people like sex.  And you would be shocked at how dramatic I am in a sexual context.

And I will continue to be a fictional character and arch nemesis to the boring piece of shit who created me, I don't even want to say his name because I am way too good to even think of giving him the attention that he seeks.

So while you are all being slaves to the corporate slave master and getting paid way too little to make them way too rich, I will be schmoozing and brown nosing a little extra hard today, just so I can continue to be one hundred percent successful, all while being a worthless sack of shit.

And a good day to you!