Its never too late to make a bad first impression.

The Internet provides us with a forum to express ourselves like never before.  It is this reason why I chose a blogsite to try to pass on crucial information regarding the end of times and how to prepare yourself for what is to come.  Nobody in the history of mankind has ever had a pulpit so high about the crowd as the common man at the edge of the times, THIS MOMENT.  That means you, me, your mother, and just about every other person you can think of can say pretty much whatever we want without much fear of consequence and actually get heard by a few dozen people.

My psychic told me that I was chosen from before my birth for the path I now find myself on.  He/she is almost certain that this life we here Experience is a holographic projection run by incredibly wise 11 dimensional "pseudo-gods."  Our life is largely free, i.e. the human organism has freedom of choice, or free will.  It is actually an amalgam of free will and determinism, because the choices that we make are restricted to only the realm of that which is possible.  It is a complicated concept, I understand, but the point is that there are scenerios in which mankind is already doomed, and there are scenerios where mankind catapults off of the CHAOS POINT, the moment in history where the cosmos undergoes either evolution or de-evolution, i.e. extinction.

In other news, a bird just flew head first into the bay window.  That happens at least two times a day.  You would think they would learn their lesson and tell their friends.  Geesh.

Forces that you cannot conceive are at work right now in your life.  Both seen and unseen, these forces are manipulating your thoughts, your emotions, the weather, the phases of the moon, the positioning of the stars, etc.  The list goes on.  It is easy to feel flooded with information in todays time.  The cosmos is truly one of information, as there seems to be information stored in every aspect of spacetime, from the macroscopic (stars, planets, humans, books) to the microscopic  (planck length superstrings).  Our ability to process this information in meaningful and nonsensical ways will largely determine our fate here as humans being (Van Halen, oh yeah).

Most of you already know by now a little bit about Felson Mitchell.  You know that by the grace of God I was blessed with insanely good fortune.  It almost seems unfair that one should have such wealthy benefactors, in combination with physical good looks, charm, tight glutes, and shiny teeth.  I know if I was not extraordinary, that is if I was only ordinary, that I would probably look at a person like me and simultaneously fall in love and want to beat the ever loving snot out of myself.  Having swagger is a liability.  Shawn Corey Carter said that to me once.  You will never see me bragging about how many women I have pleasured to the point of speaking foreign languages.  You will never see me riding in a 5.0 with my rag top down so my hair can blow.  You will not see shiny bling in my teeth.  You will not see a red or blue bandana.  You will not see a green pimp suit and dollar sign gold Jesus pieces hanging from my neck.  This is the kind of shit that will get you mugged.  Or worse.  Don't be so ridiculous.

Save your money.  You might need it later.  Maybe think about diversifying your portfolio.  Talk to your money manager and see if buying gold is a possibility.  I also think you should reconsider sending your half retarded daughter to college and put that money in an escrow account.

If you love me, then you need to let me know.  I most certainly love you, you silly son of a gun you.