Assorted Random Ideas vol. 1

I am quite certain that this is the easiest day job on the planet.  If there were some way to parlay this into a profession full time, I think that I would totally be down.  Felson has the right idea, my friends.  I think he is a little too conceited, he is a little too much of a prostitute, and possibly a little tooooo fetchingly handsome for my liking, but deep down, I really do think he might be an alright guy.

I mean, who can cut you down in one sentence and build you back up in the next quite like Felson?  The man just wants us to give it our best, no matter what our lot in life.  And I think there is something to be admired about a man willing to pour his soul out infront of anyone who is willing to listen.

I think that the bicycle journey is going to be straight ghetto awesome.  Not ghetto ghetto, like, derelict buildings and crackwhores, but like baller rollin' on dubs awesome.

I am even planning which cities I am going to visit along the way.  It is a cream dream for real.  I am hoping that the Autism charities can take me seriously enough to make this work, because I know I am VERY serious about doing this.

I've had several people concerned that I might get mugged or raped along the way.  Seriously, do I look like the kind of guy you want to mug or rape?  I look like a homeless looney toon for Pete's sake!  The only thing I am concerned about is whether or not anybody is going to give a rat's ass that I am doing this...because I really do think we can be a part of something bigger and better here.  You know, not like run of the mill-every day Greenfield Ohio stuff.  Lets collectively start dreaming bigger.

Speaking of the state of the union....I guess the amount of Junior High girls who are preggo is in the well over double digits range.  This, along with the rampant spread of heroin makes me absolutely disgusted.  I don't know when Greenfield decided to become a piece of shit white trash punk ass paradise.  If I were a parent, you know what I would do from a very early age?  Spank my child.  Spank my child when he or she does something that is wrong or unacceptable.  Because these kids out here no longer have any respect for authority.  Don't get me wrong, there are some good ones, A LOT of good ones, but there are too many children going down this horrible path!  This is not the way you were meant to live your lives!  I mean, I know survival of the fittest will eventually wipe most of the retards off of the planet, but come on!  Why go down with the ship? 

Christine O'Donnell.  Apparently she has killed Mexicans, gotten pregnant for the sole purpose of harvesting the embryos, and has a working knowledge of witchcraft.  I am all about people making mistakes and learning from them, but at what point do we decide that someone is just too dimwitted to become a public servant?

Ok, that was a little more ranting than I had intended. 

Now you have your blog for the evening.  Hopefully we will hear more from Felson soon....

Adam H.