The Lord's Day Special

It is Me, Felson.  I am back from Europe.  I would tell you about my experience there, but I am afraid that it was, well, pretty typical.  That is, nothing really stands out as story-worthy.  I would like to say thank you to Dragana for giving me a place to stay.  (ps, I hope your stomach feels better!)

My first order of business is to address the rumors...

First, why am I paying Adam Honnold to do my dirty work.  Well, he is trustworthy, and I like his opinions, even if they are misguided.  I could have someone else do it, but I don't think anyone else really would take the time to make sure the job was done right like he would/did.

Next, yes, we are going to get some videos.  Hold your dang horses.  Keep coming back to see if videos are posted.

The book.  I am working on it.  I will make the necessary improvements, and then I will get it published.  I will even let Adam have complete legal ownership of the book when I am done with it.  That is the kind of guy I am.

For those of you who want t-shirts, don't worry.  I will get them in the mail.

You didn't think that you would get to come here and not read about the good word, did you?  Well, I want to say that God doesn't care if you are gay, because I am pretty sure some of you are.  If you were one of the ones tabbed by God to be gay, then you really are just in a pickle, no pun intended.  You have been told that being gay is wrong your whole life, that gays (you) are an abomination, and that you will ultimately crash into an evolutionary brick wall.

Let me say this....many churches still don't acknowledge evolution as TRUTH, which should be your first indicator that churches might not have ALL of the answers.

Secondly, God made you gay because God wants to see more flavor.  That is why we have things like Glee, and Adam Lambert, and homophobia. (Homophobia is gay too.)

If I were a betting man...I would think that God put gay people on this planet as TEACHERS.  What I mean by this is that we all could use a lesson on tolerance.  And as such, God being Ultimate Truth, He wishes for you to not be closeted if you are in fact gay.  Don't be ashamed.  I know this is hard when your peers make fun of gayness so openly and freely.  Just remember...be honest with God first, and yourself second.  Once you cover those two bases, you really don't have to worry about much else.  And another good point...most of us can ALREADY tell.  So its not like its a big secret or anything.  Do yourself and everyone else a favor.  Embrace who it is you are, and LOVE yourself for who God made you to Be.

Amen, Hallelujah, Christ we get down on our knees to receive you.  Buddha and other false idols, we pray for you.  Greedy some'bitches, we ask you to TITHE.  And lastly, we thank You Jesus for being so groovy.  We weren't even alive to witness your extreme coolness, but we blindy accept the stories and ask that you will return again to bring us Life eternal, hopefully after we have lived nice long fruitful years here on our silly little planet Earth.

We can talk money, but money talks.  H to the Izzo.  I was raised in the projects, roaches and rats...

Felson Mitchell, son of Aramus.