Looks like You are getting a TWO-FER

Ok, I have been very busy lately so I ask that you please forgive me. 

I want to thank everyone involved with the FelsonMitchell2012 project.  It is your tireless fandom that keeps the world spinning peacefully around that shiny thing in the sky.  We have almost reached 700 pageviews, and as a result, you are getting a double dose of blog, extra-mayo, hold the pickle and let us proceed.

The novel is undergoing massive overhaul.  It should be published sometime around 2012.  By then Adam should be able to enjoy  about a years worth of celebrity and wealth before the plane crashes into the mountain.

My mixtape on hold.  Our target now is to get it out sometime after Xgiving.  That means GUESS WHAT WILL MAKE AN AWESOME XMAS PRESENT!!!!

It looks like a lot of you are asking me to run for city council.  Well, I am glad you have decided to throw my name into the ring.  Now if I can find some kind of political agenda and some interns I will be good to go.

You had better believe I would put the ti-ti-tics back into politics.

So, I will be working on a platform.  In the meantime, I think that Adam is going to do some sculpting, make a video of the process, and sell the end result to the highest bidder.  He will be put back in charge of the blog.  I have to make a trip to Columbia for some business I have with a man named Rocky Rodriguez.  The man is deaf and dumb, but he is sharper than a tack.

Now, I want to tell you a little bit about what I think of our country.  I think that the government has gotten off track.  What I am saying is the American Dream is make believe, a lie crafted by men in fancy suits to keep the common man in a world of ignorant bliss.  When America woke up from the dream, we realized we had an all powerful yet all-bumbling supermassive government that is so rigidly entrenched in red tape, endless bureaucracy and all around mumbo-jumbo that there was absolutely nothing we could do to stop it from leading us off the cliff into the rocky sound below.

The average man is fed up.  Unemployment is sky high.  The democrats have been screwed from the start, inheriting a shitty Bush charlie foxtrot, and I am pretty sure Obama knew his name was mud from the start.  What I don't understand is why they have been so all in at times and then at the last minute stumble and dribble and putter off into the gosh darn sewer.  Its like a chicken running around with its head cut off.  And the Republicans are eating it up, but they aren't doing anything to make the situation better themselves.  They are waiting until elections just like everyone else...and guess what, our elections are still widely determined by the interests of the wealthy elite.  The Federal Reserve is the largest crock of cockamamie malarkey that I have ever seen in my life.  The haves have so very much compared to the rest of the world...and now that the economy of China looms, and we are so far in debt?  It is a very bleak situation folks.  If you would like to take a look at what is going on, just turn on the news.  Or go down to the social security administration. 

This war is now Obama's.  The health care situation is a joke.  We are a nation that wants to work, and yet there is so much fat sitting around doing nothing.  Other than some kind of radical change of course, some kind of revolution (and I don't mean go buy guns, although that might not be such a bad idea.  IM KIDDING) I really don't see any positive outcome.

Don't get me wrong.  I am not a pessimist.  I am just a realist.  And what we have is absolute nonsense.  And we are all taking part of it.  So much of what we do we cannot understand.  The implications of simple every day actions.  Lets start thinking.  Lets start doing. 

If I get elected into office, this of course means Adam will have to put his bike journey on hold so he can full time blog while I go to work for the PEOPLE.  But I think Adam can be bought off.  He is kind of a schmuck.

Listen, I gotta get this to you QUICK or I won't be able to say we posted twice on the fourth. 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEAN MCKENZIE (10/4)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEVIN HONNOLD (10/5)